"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/05/2019 at 09:51 • Filed to: None
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"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/05/2019 at 09:51 • Filed to: None | 0
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what ever is inside me needs to be dealt with by people in fancy suits
I went to collect my children from the neighbors and he told me to relax and have a beer. Then another, and another. I finally got home to a rib eye roast that had been waiting in the oven for me, which I erased from existence. I promptly went upstairs and went to bed, allowing all that delicious beer and beef to just ferment in my stomach over night. the office bathroom has been under assault all morning with no signs of stopping.
ToyotaFamily
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/05/2019 at 10:21 |
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We’re in the same boat. Late night beer + quesadillas are brewing trouble in my stomach.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/05/2019 at 10:25 |
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I downed a bomber at 11pm in about 30 minutes. [Gestures to belly and noggin] Not the best morning, but I'll feel better after coffee number twoooooooo
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/05/2019 at 10:36 |
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coffee is not helping my stomach. I’ll be having Pho for lunch. that sh ould clear up any remaining discomfort.
Svend
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/05/2019 at 11:47 |
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Get some Imodium. If they have them, get the Imodium Instants, that'll sort your stomach quickly.
Hamtractor
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/06/2019 at 08:51 |
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Funny story about cars and fancy suits: I used to do environmental/hazmat work, which included occasional biohazard remediation. Get a call from a local (Denver area) auto auction, they want me to come give them a quote to clean up a car that “somebody died in”... I show up, and the truth comes out before I even see the car. Rich dude’s wife leaves him, throws him out of the house. He packs what he can into his car, drives into the midd le of a cornfield in Nebraska and zaps himself with a 12 gauge. The deceased, and his car, remain there for two months until a combine driver finds them. Body removed, car sold at auction, so around four months later I’m called in...
Pristine BMW 750, 2009 (this was 2010) with 8500 miles on the ticker. So I mask up, and open her up. THROUGH the mask, the stench was the worst I’ve ever smelled, through ten years as a fireman and countless biohazard (suicide/homicide) cleanups. There was “biological material” splattered everywhere, and the dead flies and maggots were an inch deep throughout. I quoted the guy $7K on the spot, and told him the car would NEVER not be gross. Everything porous, from interior to plastics in the engine compartment and trunk, would be saturated with that smell, and it all had to be removed. He didn’t even blink, just told me to get started.
Took me and a helper two full days to gut the ENTIRE interior, dash, seats, floor, dorr panels, trunk, left the engine compartment to the pressure washer. Then we left it all wide open to “air out” for two weeks. It was in my top five grossest jobs, for sure. And they never did get rid of that stench. Still sold the thing for $18K though, which even after my $7K tab, netted them a tidy $6K profit. I never understood... Who the hell bought that car???
Hope this makes your tummy feel better!
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> Hamtractor
08/06/2019 at 13:36 |
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i dunno if thats funny, but its one hell of a story. I’ve recovered now so no effect on the stomach. you must have seen some crazy stuff
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Hamtractor
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/06/2019 at 15:11 |
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Yeah, crazy stuff indeed... all my friends keep telling me to write a book or start a blog, lol